No One Has Any Ideas

The Brokers With Hands On Their Faces Blog

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:54:41 -0400

The Brokers With Hands On Their Faces Blog:

(via gtmcknight)

Someone had to do it

I finally found some time to work on some ideas I’ve had.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:41:01 -0400

I finally found some time to work on some ideas I’ve had.

Me: Alright, I can't take it anymore

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:07:56 -0400

Me: Alright, I can't take it anymore
Me: I'm taggin' this shiz
JSmith: I'm laggin' this shiz
Me: I'm baggin' this shiz
JSmith: I'm haggin this shiz
Me: I'm faggin' this shiz
JSmith: I'm saggin' this shiz
Me: I'm losin' this game
JSmith: LOLOLOL I FUCKING HATE YOU
Me: <3
JSmith: but "I'm faggin' this shiz" was good

Official Gmail Blog: New in Labs: Stop sending mail you later regret

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:36:33 -0400

Official Gmail Blog: New in Labs: Stop sending mail you later regret:

bsawford:

elainexmas:

I think they could’ve used the better example of “sending drunk sobbing emails to your ex.”

If this is real, I’m pretty sure it’s amazing. What about the Balmer Peak though? I’m productive around that point.

It is, in fact, real. You can enable it (and a few other neat things) by clicking on the GMail Labs beaker icon in the upper right. I wish I had a need to use it, but I don’t even email people when I’m sober. Having this feature on Facebook, AIM, or my cell phone would be amazing though.

Toph: i got home 10 minutes ago

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:37:00 -0400

Toph: i got home 10 minutes ago
Toph: i'm drunk
Me: It's 4:30
Toph: yeah
Toph: point being?

hrrrthrrr: The Brunch The Brunch is a series of consumer...

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:54:54 -0400

hrrrthrrr:

The Brunch

The Brunch is a series of consumer products that celebrate the mundane. Bread Slicer facilitates even, uniform, precision - cuts. Toaster brings knowledge, skill and anticipation to the toasting of a slice of bread, set angle and force to exactly hit your plate. Cutlery perfectly aligned on Placemat is rendered invisible, the Holy Grail of table placement. Teapot records the height one is able to pour tea from. Milk and Sugar allow for meticulous taste.

You have to check out the other photos here! I would buy this toaster—no question!

I would definitely buy the toaster and the teapot… Except I feel like I would burn myself every morning trying to set a new record of how high I could pour tea.

FM 100 Hue Test

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:47:47 -0400

FM 100 Hue Test:

bsawford:

elainexmas:

Natalie showed me this today. She got a 16! (And I got a 78. whoops.)

I got a 39.

Hell yeah, I got a 19!

Video

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:20:48 -0400

Me: (Trying to plug my headphones in) I can't find the hole...

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:13:36 -0400

Me: (Trying to plug my headphones in) I can't find the hole...
Mike: That's what she said!
Me: Not to me!
Mike: Self pwn!

maps.google.com/vote

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:06:00 -0400

maps.google.com/vote:

(via ericlodwick)

Google is making it easy to figure out if you’re registered, get an absentee ballot, or find out any other voting information you need. So, now you really don’t have an excuse to not be registered and ready to vote.

How To Have Pointless Conversations Instead of Doing Java Homework

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:27:24 -0400

DeadlyBrad42: Java is ay
DeadlyBrad42: gay
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jts8820: ayyyy
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DeadlyBrad42: gay
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jts8820: ayyyyyy
DeadlyBrad42: gay
DeadlyBrad42: gay
DeadlyBrad42: gay
jts8820: <3

I bought a copy of Neverwinter Nights off of Amazon. Seller...

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:23:00 -0400

I bought a copy of Neverwinter Nights off of Amazon. Seller shipped it to me twice. FUCK YEAH

poortaste: Harder Better Barack Obamer In the spirit of the...

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:56:35 -0400

poortaste:

Harder Better Barack Obamer

In the spirit of the Barack Roll, here is more proof that there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.

Um, excuse me?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:02:00 -0400

Um, excuse me?

What's Your Tumblr Number?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:53:00 -0400

inky:

joelaz:

Tumblr assigns a sequential number to each site on their service. The lower the number, the older the site. To find your number, login to Tumblr, go to the Following Page, then click on the name of your site in the top right corner of the screen just below the “log out” link. Now, look at the URL in your browser address bar and note the number at the end of the URL. Mine looks like this:

18189

That means JoeLaz.com was the 18,189th site created on Tumblr. A total of 442,648 sites have been created to date.

So, what’s your Tumblr number?

travors:

I’m number 11,613. I guess that makes me an old-timer.

Well, that and the fact that I’m old.

50,018. I’m still cool, right? Right?

Hell yeah, I’m number 49,611!

Fantastic Contraption

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:56:38 -0400

Fantastic Contraption: Hi, I’m Brad. Whenever I have homework or something important to do, I just sit around on the Internet until I find a game to play for a few hours.

Gizmodo: Admit It, The Stormtrooper Hoodie is a Little...

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:28:50 -0400

Gizmodo: Admit It, The Stormtrooper Hoodie is a Little Tempting

Holy shit, I have never wanted any other hoodie more in my life. Just so you guys know, my birthday is coming up…

PHD Comics: The Economic Meltdown Flowchart

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:36:21 -0400

PHD Comics: The Economic Meltdown Flowchart

aco: story of my life I’m glad I’m not the only...

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:06:43 -0400

aco:

story of my life

I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets fucked over by CSS on a regular basis

supernice: Pretty much my perfect house. Quiet, restrained,...

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:52:51 -0400

supernice:

Pretty much my perfect house. Quiet, restrained, livable, surprising, lovely … by LASCstudio. (via)

This is an amazing house. I like the mix of wood and concrete.